Rectole
Rectole by DeadlySphinx March 26, 2008
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cranial rectologist
Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.
cranial rectologist by Brown Noserologist November 9, 2010
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John Crispin Restoles
A status of an employee where in you are having a SKILL allowances already yet you are still receiving NIGHT
DIFFERENTIALS. Another term for an action of going out of the production floor without permission
just to scan and snipe thick pearly shells.
A state of condition where you are confused with your gender.
DIFFERENTIALS. Another term for an action of going out of the production floor without permission
just to scan and snipe thick pearly shells.
A state of condition where you are confused with your gender.
Ex: Don't be a john crispin restoles attitude or else you will not have a girlfriend and later on realized that you are a miss UNIVERSE instead! Darna!
John Crispin Restoles by Kuya Jay October 24, 2019
rectocephaly
(noun) a true butthead; condition of having your head up your own ass, as if you are so stupid or self conceited that it seems you were born that way; a person who's head is up his/her own ass
President George W. Bush suffered from rectocephaly. That's the only way to explain his foriegn policy.
Pull your head out, man! Stop being so rectocephalic!
Pull your head out, man! Stop being so rectocephalic!
rectocephaly by woundedtiger April 2, 2010
rectalectomy
rectalectomy by Outlaw Redneck September 12, 2016
rectology
1) The act or study of rectum thrashing with a large penis or tool.
2) The stretching of a woman's anal cavity by a well endowed plummer.
3) The term used to describe ass pounding and/or cornholing.
4) The study of hemmoroid re-insertion.
2) The stretching of a woman's anal cavity by a well endowed plummer.
3) The term used to describe ass pounding and/or cornholing.
4) The study of hemmoroid re-insertion.
Retolerance
the acquisition of patience for the mentally-incapacitated, often obtained through years of retarded interaction.
"Dude, this retard came in to my work today and would not shut up about bananas, but, i held my temper...that was some serious retolerance on my part."
Retolerance by sideshowsteve April 1, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.