Rape Fatigue

A condition brought about by the intake of too much false and harmful information from troglodytes surrounding the most basic understanding of rape. The condition was first documented in the United States, just days after Todd Akin, a republican member of the U.S. House of Representatives, made this comment: "If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work or something. I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be on the rapist and not attacking the child."

Symptoms of rape fatigue include extreme nausea, dizziness, and the urge to place Akin in a locked room with Eve Ensler. Rape Fatigue is not relieved by bed rest, but rather by rising up, voting democratic, and shouting the words, "Todd Akin is an ignorant, misogynistic asshat!"

Hey, did you see that moron on CNN last night trying to defend Todd Akin's statement about rape?

Shut the hell up, man! I've got fucking rape fatigue! I can't listen to any more rape-related bullshit from repubigots. Todd Akin is an ignorant, misogynistic asshat!

Rape Fatigue by Corktease August 23, 2012