Rando Snail

A scrub, a random person, a nobody.

Joe - "yo who just joined our lobby?"
Reagan - "I don't know just some rando snail."

by lmfbomaster69 October 5, 2017

Rando Commando

An insult used in video games. A person who is so bad and unpredictable that their unexpected actions may occasionally make them beat better players. They tend to use high-risk, high-reward tactics or all-in strategies to get an easy win, rather than having a consistent play style.

"...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him."

-Mark Twain, expert on rando commandos.

by Legato107 February 15, 2012

total rando

1. Something unexpected and irrelevant, but often amusing.
2. A strange person or thing you know nothing about.
3. A webcomic found on the internet. (www.totalrando.com)

Good party last night?
I can't remember, but there's a total rando asleep in my tub.

by Johnny-Utah February 15, 2017

Rando Calrissian

When you go on public in Warframe and a random joins your squad.

DoucheMcgee has joined your squad," Guys, we got ourselves a Rando Calrissian!"

by Dragonoid44 March 21, 2017

dusty rando

A dirty tweaker chic you randomly picked up at some flop house and then subsequently slept with.

Man I bagged this dusty rando last week, she was a freak and all meffed up..

by PeterFragon October 26, 2020

Rando Calrissian

Noun

Origin: A play on words taken from the root, Lando Calrissian, a beloved fictional Star Wars character.

An extension of the term rando, often used to emphasize the randomness of the encounter.
Contrary to popular belief, color of skin is not a determining factor when deciding if someone is indeed a Rando Calrissian.

I came home to a bunch of Rando Calrissians in my apartment.

I don't know who she made out with last night, he was a total Rando Calrissian.

Remember when I got lost and made friends with all those Rando Calrissians?

by John Cents June 20, 2011

rando dimes

a contemptful designation of a thing or situation bearing little or no significance in the present conversation or within the cosmos.

"I think the government should return to the gold standard so that the pound can reach a level that would keep our exports competitive."
"Jar jar binks."
"That was rando dimes."

by jimbo allen April 29, 2008