A term used to explain something out of the ordinary or something that doesn't make sense. A term I hear way too often and it pisses me off more then anything. Please, If you are going to be the R word or if something is so R or whatever, just try not to say the fucking word out loud. Just keep it to yourself and I'm sure everyone around you will notice and give you points. I mean, out of all the different types of humor, I do think it is the funniest when it doesn't make sense. Although, it is not funny to say the R word, and saying the R word is not so R itself. So please. Refrain! Red light green light untill I die.
-Frank: It says I must use this word in a sentence!
Hogarth: Which word mom?
Hogarth: Oh mom, my ears are on fire. Please make my bed then show me to the door.
-It would be more simple if you just put the sock next to the scotch tape and let the gerbil take care of the rest.
-Your hairbrush is full of dreams, and poison.
-Jeff: So what is with this?
Leonard: You are going to need a lot melt action up in that.
Jeff: I really can't afford this.
Leonard: You aren't a magic are you? Huh? cutie? look at that little dress, look at it.
Leonard: Ghost treaty!?
Jeff: SLAP TIME!
Leonard: FUN PUZZLES?
-What's more important to you, pancakes or making progress. I mean c'mon.
-Mister Paddles has a coat HAH! and it isn't even cold. Paddles is in such trouble! What will he do? That Paddles, he's always getting himself into some unsettling situations. Yeah Paddles, I hear you. I will remove the hook. Soon Paddles. Love you Paddles. LOVE YOU!
Girl: Terry! Grandpa is mean mugging himself again. He said he would stop if you would actually use the chess set for something other than musical chairs. You know how grandpa gets.
Terry: TAKE THE DAMN THING BACK THEN I WAS HAVING FUN BEING AN IGLOO AND NOW EVERYTHING IS RUINED!
The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.
Often used by an MTVeenager.
Uni Student: "Cheese! HA HA!"
Another Uni Student: "Wow that's soooo RANDOM! Let's go and buy some trendy clothes which have meaningless and pretentious words/numbers all over to make us look random."
For the love of God, stop using this word. It's not clever, it's not funny and it's not original. You sound just the same as all the other clone-like teenagers who think they're oh so unique for saying it. Give it a fucking rest.
Mindless teenager: Omg I have to tell you what happened it was just so random
Me: *clobbers with garden rake*
1) What teenage girls regard as the funniest type of humor.
2) The shittiest type of humor.
Teenage girl 1: Guess what? Cheese! Haha!
Teenage girl 2: Ninja monkeys steal my underwear at night!
Teenage girl 3: Monkey! LOL!
Me: *loads clip into mac-10*
when someone says simething completly out of the blue that has nothing to do with anything you were talking about
tom: "yo watsup jon"
jon: "i was walking to the olive garden today and i saw some guy with a top hat pop out of the sewer and he told me he was a rainbow six agent on a misson from Kibdue god of steel mugs so i told him exactly my deductions from the cherry tree last sunday"
Something or a group of things that follow no criteria or pattern. A word often misused by morons who don't know very many other words.
Correct: The decay of a radioactive isotope is random.
This is correct because nobody can predict exactly when the atom will decay. It actually doesn't follow a pattern.
Incorrect: Lol! Here r sum randome people I just met.
This is incorrect because the people have been chosen by a number of criteria: they are people that happen to be closeby and people who are willing to talk to you.
Incorrect: LoL here R sum randome words that I am thinking of.
The words are not random because you have specifically chosen them on the criteria that they are "suprirsing" or "unusual".
Losers who aren't funny use this word every sentence to try and be funny.
Imagine a random mouse randomly wearing a random little shirt coming out of that random hole over there!
Something unexpected and irrelevant, but often amusing. A very over-used word now, please people, use it when something really is random. See example below for a true example of random.
Holly: Sorry to hear your hamster died Bob...
Bob: Window cleaners for British rail should watch out for flying man-eating deckchairs today, swimming in from the south along with the flea-ridden coathangers. The calf needs the blinds shut due to his purple parrot problem, and the pet washing line needs a slap round the face for dropping the flying monkey on the "queen of the night" tulips. The muffin man is responsible for the sudden outburst of rain yesterday as he forgot to pay the rent on his blue strawberries. I'm sorry, did you say you wanted a biscuit?
Holly: Random! Custard cream please.