A synonym for "nobody." Used to refer to someone you consider to be so inconsequential that any effect their presence has on the situation could be just as effectively produced by any other person in the world instead of them.

A derogatory name to deny any uniqueness or individuality a person has.
Team Captain 1: "Prepare to lose the championship, fools!"

Team Captain 2: "Hah! As if you could defeat us pros with a bunch of randoms you found on the street!"
by Ashalafar March 22, 2010
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ok.theres 200 pages of definitions that agree with me.
WHY THE FUCK THEN DO PEOPLE STILL SAY IT?
Things considered "random" by the mindless twats of teenagers im:

-putting repeated letters at the end of words.

"Hii" "Randomm!" "Oh my godd" "Rawrr"

-Saying "rawr"

"Rawrr!"
" OMG your so randomm like :D "

- Being just like every other pradictable fucker.

"LOL OMG"
"Rawrr!"

- Wearing Neon. >:l
by candycaneissocoollike August 6, 2009
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-A term to describe something that doesn't have a definite shape, form, appearance, or state.

-A term used for describing something or someone that is unpredictable or contradictory to predictions.

-A term used for describing something that has an indefinite outcome and can by no means be predicted accurately.

-A term to describe something that is different every time it occurs.
The water splashed on the ground and dispersed randomly.

It was very hot yesterday and it is snowing today. The weather is very random!
by Kilerbomb July 14, 2012
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Somebody you don't know, whether IRL or social media, that you hook up with and never see again.
I hooked up with some random from the bar last night. I snuck out this morning before he woke up.
by Only1One April 6, 2015
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A term used to explain something out of the ordinary or something that doesn't make sense. A term I hear way too often and it pisses me off more then anything. Please, If you are going to be the R word or if something is so R or whatever, just try not to say the fucking word out loud. Just keep it to yourself and I'm sure everyone around you will notice and give you points. I mean, out of all the different types of humor, I do think it is the funniest when it doesn't make sense. Although, it is not funny to say the R word, and saying the R word is not so R itself. So please. Refrain! Red light green light untill I die.
-Frank: It says I must use this word in a sentence!
Hogarth: Which word mom?
Frank: Random
Hogarth: Oh mom, my ears are on fire. Please make my bed then show me to the door.

-It would be more simple if you just put the sock next to the scotch tape and let the gerbil take care of the rest.

-Your hairbrush is full of dreams, and poison.

-Jeff: So what is with this?
Leonard: You are going to need a lot melt action up in that.
Jeff: I really can't afford this.
Leonard: You aren't a magic are you? Huh? cutie? look at that little dress, look at it.
Leonard: Ghost treaty!?
Jeff: SLAP TIME!
Leonard: FUN PUZZLES?
Jeff: STARVATION?!
Leonard: HAHAHA!
Jeff: HAHAHAHAH!

-What's more important to you, pancakes or making progress. I mean c'mon.

-Mister Paddles has a coat HAH! and it isn't even cold. Paddles is in such trouble! What will he do? That Paddles, he's always getting himself into some unsettling situations. Yeah Paddles, I hear you. I will remove the hook. Soon Paddles. Love you Paddles. LOVE YOU!

Girl: Terry! Grandpa is mean mugging himself again. He said he would stop if you would actually use the chess set for something other than musical chairs. You know how grandpa gets.
Terry: TAKE THE DAMN THING BACK THEN I WAS HAVING FUN BEING AN IGLOO AND NOW EVERYTHING IS RUINED!
by JSwan August 2, 2006
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A term used to define a new person. The new term for noob, generally used by online gamers and in gaming forums. On D2jsp.com, a random is a person thats new and only +1's topics for posts. This also can define users that are not liked by other more popular users, TheElite, JUVAHOLICS woof woof , and Spdwar can be randoms on Pvp east.
Lajo is such a random for locking all those threads
by GhostNYC February 13, 2008
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