When you take a dump in a blender and mix it with Cool Whip and Ice, then stick your dick into the frosty treat and proceed by fucking your girl (or guy). then you eat out his/her hole, therefore enjoying a refreshing dairy desert.
Good lord man, those kids down in Kakalakey know all about the perfect raleigh surprise! no wonder that shits the capitol!
by teep July 25, 2006
The rich part of Raleigh, North Carolina. Country Clubs, Hummers, and big houses are commen in most parts.
by Double T-izzle June 28, 2005
Comes from Nottingham in days gone bye with the Miners and Raleigh bicycle workers... Colliers Raleigh ... Put it in , cum three times without taking it out.
by Teddsy October 11, 2023
The name for the joke of a school otherwise known as North Carolina State University. Inferior to their “rival” UNC-Chapel Hill in academic and athletics, especially in men’s basketball.
by Oreothecat January 31, 2022
Entering a telephone booth after eating taco bell, crossfaded and naked, setting off firecrackers stuck in your asscrack whilst screaming "JESUS CHRIST IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR" and viciously having diarrhea.
by damsonwhat April 7, 2017
A tongue and cheek comment used to pick fun of your yuppie friends. A member of the Raleigh navy tends to have the best of everything but has no idea how to use what they have. They have the finest imported rifles but can’t hit the broad side of a barn. They drive a Range Rover but have never had mud on it. They have 4wd but it’s never been engaged. They have the finest boats but can’t back straight down a boat ramp. They have no idea how to fish but only catch fish when they charter a boat and someone hooks the fish for them. Their typical attire is top to bottom PFG fishing attire, Costa sunglasses, and boat shoes. Hunting they only wear Beretta or Kuiu Camo. When out on the town they always wear a fish belt with a blazer or a sweater tied around their neck like the alpha beta frat boys from Revenge of the Nerds. There are literally thousands of members of the Raleigh navy in every southern coastal town.
Aaron showed up in his spotless Range Rover with a rifle made by Holland & Holland to go hunting. He was very sad that we didn’t offer a concierge and wine and cheese at check in. He was clearly a member of the Raleigh Navy.
by Deeoohhgee April 19, 2022
by Lakernationbaby June 18, 2019