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refrain from sucking my dick
annoying guy hitting on girl: DAMN! you're hott
girl grossed out: RFSMD
guy: damn. my life sucks
girl: well that's unfortunate

smd
RFSMD by #bitchwithoutaface September 26, 2012
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Rolling on the floor sucking my dick.

Started on Gamefaqs.com Poll of the Day board by Kinesbud989. Originally as ROFSMP (rolling on the floor sucking my penis), it was given a dedicated topic by AlteredBeast and changed to ROFSMD
Can be used towards one's self using "my", or for others with "their"...such as "They are ROFSTD".
ROFSMD by AlteredBeast March 11, 2005
Related Words
Rolling on floor sucking my dick.

Originated on GameFAQs. How? No one knows.
On the PotD forum, everyone was saying, "ROFSMD." I was like WTF?
rofsmd by KingOleg March 10, 2005
Rolling on floor sucking my dick.

Changed from ROFSMP on GameFAQs and quickly caught on. How? No one knows.
On the PotD forum, everyone was ROFSMD. I was like WTF?
rofsmd by KingOleg May 13, 2005
air force
captain- watch ur place remember rhip "rank has its privileges"

airman- well Rcsmd
rcsmd by ztaylor27 February 19, 2009

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