look up any word, like thot:
 
1.
RDS
Short for Rusty Dick Syndrome.

Occurs when someone has extremely dirty and/or inactive genitalia.
Lou cant get girls. He must have serious RDS.

Sorry son, your RDS is too severe. You have 6 months to live.

Ya got RDS.
by Steve K wussup August 24, 2009
 
2.
rds
Red Dragons. Skateboarding company that makes apparel.
Look at that kid wearing RDS.
by damndumbass August 19, 2004
 
3.
RDS
really dumb shit. Can also be used in the medical field as RDS syndrome
Guy 1 walks into a door

Guy 2: Did your RDS just kick in?
by medic_in_training November 10, 2010
 
4.
RDS
Restless Dick Syndrome
I am sorry that I cant go drinking with you lovely ladies tonight. Alcohol aggravates my RDS
by knightofzion June 25, 2011
 
5.
RDS
I almost fell on my face after trying to stand up from the porcelain god. I read for half an hour after pinching off a hot loaf and my legs were so numb I couldn't stand up. The RDS was so bad i had to use the cripple bar in the crapper just to pull my shorts up.
by Douglasazo January 12, 2006
 
6.
RDS
Short for RED DOT SIGHT, an attachment for most firearms.

This term is typically used in CoD games
me - hey, check out the RDS i got for my GLOCK.

you - cool
by rofl taco November 15, 2010
 
7.
RDS
Unfortuantely, the guy I dated last year suffered from a severe case of RDS.
by Fly Gal August 21, 2006