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A simple word to describe a "quick dump". This can be anything from quickly making extra space for dinner, to a seriously bad case of diarrhoea.
Boss: Jenkins. You're late, again.
Me: I'm sorry Sir, I had to have a qump.
Boss: Ahh, very well then. Lets begin today's meeting...
by Jefferson Jenkins Jnr. August 13, 2011

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