quasimodo

v. slang for an extended period of masturbation.

Sitting in your bell tower, hunchbacked, making a squinty face, and ringing your bell all day and all night long.

After John's girlfriend dumped him, he disappeared. I think he was quasimodo.

by swivet February 6, 2010

Silly Quasimodo

when someone does something so silly, like when Quasimodo threw rocks at people. (make sure you pronounce the U)

someone: *kills someone*
you: what a silly Quasimodo

by yeetsapotato June 3, 2019

Quasimodo Nuts

a guy with retarded junk ; a deformed testicle; also known as ozzy odball

Brad, "Girls be all up on my Quasimodo nuts."

by October 21, 2022

Quasimodo Test

Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!

Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.

by DH July 20, 2004

quasimodo

To physically roll up the stairs

Dave what’s that noise

Jack I thing my dog is quasimodoing up the stairs

by Bignibbas August 10, 2018

Quasimodo

He so pretty,really swag and all the ladies love him and he doesn't he fell inlove with fl studio.

I wanna be a QUASIMODO.

by Vesh trippy April 12, 2021

Quasimodo

An individual who can be considered simple or of similar mongitude.
Someone daft or even in special circumstances a bullshitter.

1)
Jim: I cut my hair yesterday with a knife and fork.
Gaz: Fuck me Jim Quasimodo has had smarter haircuts.
2)
Joe: I ran 2 miles in 5 minutes last week.
Brian: give it a rest Quasimodo, everyone is tired of your bullshit.

by Henchman September 8, 2019