Someone who is wonderful in every way, except they're physically repulsive.
"Dude, She's so awesome, I'd marry her if she weren't such a Quasimodo."
by Professor Realist June 6, 2018
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When you are playing basketball and you do a "behind the back" move with the ball to dazzle defenders.
"Mario Choto" pulled the Quasimodo on the court today, he was unstoppable.

The Quasimodo is one of the finest moves to put some points on the board.
by SpenceStab May 12, 2011
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A primitve form of the shocker, only with a slight hand to crotch varation, where the pinky, ring and middle finger are clenched tightly togther, and the index finger is slightly humped up, wallowing up against but not fully inserting itself into the anus.
My buddy Yoda was pissed at his woman so when they were going at it he slipped her the Quasimodo to piss her off.
by CWood December 3, 2003
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When being done doggie style and the male is about to come. You reach between your legs and flick him in the balls while shouting, "Sanctuary."
Heather gave Jon The Quasimodo last night and he enjoyed it.
by Dreadvader October 8, 2014
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Approaching someone wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and then stuffing the hood part down the neck of the sweatshirt. The end result looks like a hump on the person's back, hence quasimodo.
Oh shit, that kid has a hoodie on! Give him the biggest quasimodo of his life.
by Show Yo Wang March 3, 2006
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A photo uploaded to Facebook which is so extra-ordinarily bad/inappropriate/unfortunate/embarrassing that you are left with no choice but to de-tag yourself.
Steven: "Maria, where were you last night?"

Maria: "Just out with some friends, how come?"

Steven: "You might want to check your Facebook, there are a couple of quasimodos up there."

Maria: "Aw shit, now I'll have to de-tag, and I hate people who de-tag."
by stevied! March 19, 2012
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The term used to describe the back position of a girl with poor Doggie-style form. Instead of the preferred arch position, with the butt hanging high in the air for easy access, the women instead "hunches" her back, like Quasimodo the hunchback of Notre Dame, allowing the buttocks poor accessing points.
Damn man you fucked X yet? Cause she has possibly the worst Hunchback I've ever seen.

Damn girl, you got that hunchie?

I don't know how to say this to you but, your Quasi-fucked up.

Man, fuck the Quasimodo. He ruins all good times.
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