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Quarantini 

A strong alcoholic beverage that is made when people are quarantined, or otherwise locked up or trapped in a location for an extended period of time.

Traditionally made up of vodka, whiskey, or everclear. Must include some sort of hard liqueur.

Originated in the TV show Scrubs.. Which is hilarious.
When we got trapped indoors because of the hurricane we didn't even care because we got wasted off of our quarantinis.

In the hospital we got quarantined but who cares? Free quarantinis!
Quarantini by Madelinesthebest November 29, 2012
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Quarantini 

Just like a Martini except you sit at home and drink it by yourself.
I think I'll have a Quarantini or three and skip the news...

Quarantinized... 

Quarantinized - when you are so used to being quarantined, you won't survive the outside world.

Etymology: While watching Shawshank Redemption Red (Morgan Freeman was talking about Brooks (Old Prisoner) who was "Institutionalized" and when he got out. He could not survive and committed suicide. (Great Scene).

RED

Man's been here fifty years. This

place is all he knows. In here,

he's an important man, an educated

man. A librarian. Out there, he's

nothing but a used-up old con with

arthritis in both hands. Couldn't

even get a library card if he

applied. You see what I'm saying?

FLOYD

Red, I do believe you're talking

out of your ass.

RED

Believe what you want. These walls

are funny. First you hate 'em, then

you get used to 'em. After long

enough, you get so you depend on

'em. That's "institutionalized."
Boy Friend: This is going to be the best party in the city! I can't think of being with nobody else....You coming?

Girl Friend:No.
Boy Friend: You've been Quarantinized...too long!
Quarantinized... by MostOkayest August 8, 2020

quarantini 

The drink that people consume during a quarantine lockdown, usually a spirit. The term was first coined by Tara Reid on Scrubs.
"Anyone for a quarantini?"
quarantini by imkreuz August 3, 2006

Quarantini 

GF: you're not making a quarantini?
BF: what's a quarantini?
GF: Airborne and vodka...
BF: *facepalm*
GF: DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE!
Quarantini by andysarchus March 13, 2020

Quarantini 

A quarantini is when a bunch of assholes break quarantine to have a cocktail party
Billy: Hey Jim me and the wife wanna have a quarantini, wanna come?
Jim: I don’t want the fucking coronavirus asshat.
Quarantini by Not da dr. Hu April 17, 2020

quarantini 

A cocktail consisting of vanilla flavored vodka and anything else you can find while in lockdown during a pandemic. Usually ice and sprite or cola or orange soda.
Zaks favorite drink is a quarantini made with cherry cola. Katrina likes hers with a splash of orange.
quarantini by biggtrouble April 12, 2020