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22.
Loves to recieve anal, mostly from messiah , also likes to take an assplunger to his own ass to find special goodies that might be up there.
My ass feels a little raunchy, maybe I should call qtip.
by Muslim Lover December 01, 2003
 
23.
rapper who sings "Vivrant Thing"
Tell your 14-year-old sister that wasn't a Q-tip in her ear last night... it was R. Kelly's dick.
by Nick D February 10, 2003
 
24.
old person with gray/white hair.
That old q-tip up there is driving so slow.
by Neecie February 15, 2006
 
25.
The best invention ever. Used by some to poke out their brain, hence their lack of intelligence.
Man, she's so dumb she must have used q-tips today.
by Carrie Anderson May 08, 2006
 
26.
A elderly person operating a motor vehicle.
The Q-tip in front of me was going 25 in a 45 mile an hour zone.
by Angie December 16, 2002
 
27.
abbreviation for "quit taking it personal(ly)"
"He's an alky, so he drinks. Q-tip."
by barefoot October 26, 2006
 
28.
A poodle with "Balls" of hair at the end of their legs near their feet...making the dogs legs look like Q-tips.
That dog is a damn Q-tip!
by James Lowe June 18, 2004