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"q tips" are define as watermelon seeds. In the late 1890s people from the soviet russia decided to call watermelon seeds "q tips"
Sarah: Hey! i swallowed a q tips!

Kenneth: Really?? Me too!
by MolaYo. July 07, 2011
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1. A paper/plasic stick with cotton on both ends of it.
Used to clean wax out of your ear or touch up your makeup.

2. An old person with white hair and white walking shoes.
1. "I hadn't cleaned my ears for 5 days. When I finally did, I could hear better, and SO much wax came out! I had to use 3 Q-tips before it was all out!"
"Haha. Sick!"

2. "This Q-tip was deaf! I had to repeat myself, like, 30 times!"
"Dude...That sux!"
by Bond, JAMES bond! April 24, 2009
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Arizona slang for an elderly person, usually a snow bird. Recognizable by the cotton on the top and stick body.

Old person who cannot drive for shit.
Damn dude, you almost got ran over by the qtip in the Cadillac.
by Ken Gman March 04, 2008
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Epithet of Quanell X (Quanell Ralph Evans), leader of the New Black Panther Party in Houston, Texas.
Did you see Q-tip leading the civil rights protest at city hall yesterday?
by Texasblueknight January 21, 2013
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n. When one is about ejaculate, they turn their partners head to the side and ejaculate into ones ear.
Person 1: Get over here im gonna give you a Q-tip

Person 2: Whats that? Omg what are you doing to my ear?
by GusTheLlama November 18, 2010
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An elderly white haired person.
My old teacher is a Q-tip.
by Lara Julianne May 05, 2008
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Term used in reference of the elderly. Most commonly used to describe the women who have their hair permed into a white poof on their heads, which is their only identifying characteristic while driving.
Hey, Q tip! The speed limit is 45 MILES per hour! NOT KILOMETERS!!!
by mDex October 19, 2005
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