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1.
Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.
Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?

Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?
by huntbastianist1 April 17, 2013
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2.
Fairly new artificial sweetener that some people think may be dangerous, but the Splenda people, of course, deny it.
What to do?
OMG what am I gonna do about my rash I got after eating splenda?
by Izzabehr April 10, 2005
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3.
artificial sweetner that tastes like crap

stop putting it in your diet drinks, Jones Soda co.!
diet jones sucks because it uses splenda
by dusty August 07, 2004
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4.
Word to describe your day or how you're feeling. Comes from the word splendid and splenda(the artificial sweetner). Instead of saying splendid, as in you had a nice day, say slpenda because it was almost good but not the real thing.
1. "How was you're day?"
"Meh. It was splenda."

2. You're days not bad but its not great..its splenda.
by Kali03 April 03, 2014
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5.
Someone who acts very sweet, but is actually faking it just to get attention
You're such a damn splenda, you fake bitch.
by Dmitriy March 18, 2008
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6.
That horrid sweetner that claims to taste like sugar when it only taste like shit. Now soccermoms want thier kids to use this shit too. It tastes bitter and leaves a wierd feeling on the back of your throat.
*on box* "splenda made from sugar and tastes like sugar"

me: "I'm gonna try this when I get home."

me: *drinks coffee* "Fucking liars."
by annnnonnnnymous September 07, 2011
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7.
Commonly known as a sugar substitue, Splenda may also be used as an adjective referring to a bisexuality. In addition, sugar is also used as an adjective when referring to somone who is homosexual.

" Girl, give it up. That man is splenda. Next he'll be lovin' it up on your brother."
by Wicked DNA November 07, 2007
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