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Describes the state just before falling asleep where you're technically awake but are absolutely useless to anybody
You won't get any sense out of Vicky, she's gone poink!
Poink by DtotheJtotheE July 10, 2009
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Adjective - Describes nipples in a very erect state of being due to excitement, cold or stimulation. Poinky nipples are hard enough to cut glass.
Di's nipples became very poinky after I rubbed ice cubes on them.
poinky by Chuck D. Bones September 11, 2009
Onamonatopia, the sound something heavy (i.e. a dead body) makes when one throws it into a large body of water (i.e. that lake behind your house, don't think I don't know what you're doing...)
*rock is thrown into water* *ploink*
Damn, he's made the largest ploink yet.
ploink by KS March 10, 2004
THE MOST EPIC TWITCH STREAMER EVER! Ploinkz is a very hot and funny female gamer girl who mainly plays minecraft. She can poorly play ukulele and craft too! Everyone envy’s Ploinkz.
Hey did you catch Ploinkz stream last night?

Yea, I heard she got her highest viewer peak EVER!
ploinkz by Ploinkz January 14, 2021
The action (and noise relating to this action) during intercourse when "it" slips out of the vagina, while at the same moment a sudden rush of air fills the void.
We laughed so hard when, while changing positions, my penis slipped out making a very funny "poink" sound.
poink by 4nikator May 11, 2008
An person using something other than their eye to wink at another person to attract sexual attention; usually unwanted.
“Did he just use his catheter bag hole to Pwink at you?” “Yeah, and I think I liked it.”
Pwink by River Cabin Boy #5 February 8, 2022