Chuck D. Bones
Only the finest drink ever invented. Best served on the rocks, blended is for sissies. My recipe is so secret sometimes I don't even know it.
Diane was so horny
after three margaritas that we did the nasty in her backyard.
Diane gets all tingly when I suck on her earlobes.
Adjective - Describes nipples in a very erect state of being due to excitement, cold or stimulation. Poinky nipples are hard enough to cut glass.
became very poinky after I rubbed ice cubes on them.
1. A person who engages in sexual activity purely for his/her own amusement and is not interested in long-term relationships (or relationships of any kind). A player.
2. A familiar greeting between friends.
"Shawn is a regular sport-fucker."
"Hey sport-fucker, wot up?"
An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie
"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita
A derogatory term for a person of Scottish decent. Cheaper than a Jew, and lives in or near a bog.
Steve looks like a regular Bog Jew in his kilt.
. A woman's most sensitive sexual spot.
Diane gets all tingly
when I suck on her Joy Button.
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