Poink

Describes the state just before falling asleep where you're technically awake but are absolutely useless to anybody

You won't get any sense out of Vicky, she's gone poink!

by DtotheJtotheE July 10, 2009

Poink

The action of poking a boob, titty, or breast, with a minimal amount of force, creating a slight discomfort.

Jeremi poinked Sonia this afternoon, and she has been complaining of her sore breast.

by Youngshe August 15, 2008

Poink

The act of tapping on a touchscreen device with a straight stiff finger with an unnecessary amount of force out of frustration in operating the stupid device.

What are you doing? Stop poinking my new ipad to death. That will not make it work the way you want it to.

by iPad illiterate June 4, 2011

Poink

Anything...
Generally a noun.
When used to describe a person, it turns to 'Poinkster'

"That Poinkster over there stole that poink and was being all poink about it"
"Man! What a poinkster!"

by Mrs. Ocampo April 18, 2010

Poink

another word for hump shag bonk i made it up whilst in a chatroom and didnt wana use rude words!

"Fancy a good poinkin?!"
"Poink me goood baybeee!"

by Laura September 18, 2004

Poink

To poink is to have sex with somebody without having an erection.

"Although I'm not turned on by you, Sally, I could still poink you. You might not feel much, but that's all I'll offer."

by Majugs February 23, 2005

Poink

To poink your daughter for being naughty.
AKA fuck her.

I poinked my daughter last night
for being a naughty girl.

Lets poink your daughter
together

by Brooke and Jami January 17, 2009