Putining 

When you’re in doggystyle with your friends mother and simultaneously jacking off Putin, typically while having your right hand diagonally pointed in the air.

“Yo last night I was Putining and it felt great”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches”

Putining by gman6020 March 3, 2022

putaling 

(pu-ta-ling) n., derived from the Spanish word, "puta," meaning bitch.
- slang anyone especially unpleaseant or difficult, small- minded

--SYN. bitch, nuisance, annoying, worthless, petty

"Man, you're such a putaling."

putaling by Sebastian Carro November 9, 2008

Pitilingis 

Long term for Pita.

Pepper is a pitilingis.

Pitilingis by Lizzy Gibbz July 8, 2010

putitinthecauldron 

the act of keeping something dear to your heart or the thought of someone or something being stirable

*You looking stir*

Him: damn i’d putitinthecauldron

putitinthecauldron by p11tc January 28, 2022

punilingus 

(n.) The act of orally stimulating the vulva or the vagina through the usage of shrewd puns that titillate the senses.

Officer John Titwhistle: "Dude, you're being indicted."

Gary Fortcox: "What for? I've never broken the law in my life!"

Officer John Titwhistle: "Your pun was too good."

Gary Fortcox: "But I make puns all the time."

Officer John Titwhistle: "Yes, but this one was so good that unconsentual punilingus was achieved."

Gary Fortcox: *Contrite sigh*...

punilingus by Blunt Cunt March 24, 2009

Putling 

A putling is the best person is the world. It is someone you love and care for. You will never want to hurt a putling. It is usually something you call your boyfriend/girlfriend, because good friends are usually named "put" or "putte".

"Hey putling! Wanna come over?"
"Sure putling. I love you!"

Putling by Putling May 2, 2010

putitininit 

How to be a complete retard

James, you are a Putitininit

putitininit by blackman42069 April 3, 2017