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The man the myth the legend. Purselley is capable of taking the most simple of task and turning it into a calculus finals problem at Stanford University. im talking about this man is capable of fucking up boiling water. To know Purselley or "JP" as he is known to his peers, is to understand and learn a life lesson in patience. For being a grown adult and having mulitiple children, he has the maturity and thought process of an adolescent opossum.
"Who did this? who pulled a Purselley?"
Purselley by USS PREBLE May 17, 2013

Jack Purcells 

A shoe named after the legendary 1930’s court champion, Jack Purcell. Eternally hip and understated, this is the maverick shoe of simplicity. It's design is has been virtually unchanged since the 1930’s. It is a clean and bold casual court shoe and it's subtleness has transcended time.

It's generally worn by the ALT-crowd and manufactured by Converse. Clothing designer John Varvatos has collaborated with Converse to make some pretty nifty Jack Purcell styles recently.
Yeah...Converse All-Stars are cool...but the coolest people on the planet wear Jack Purcells.
Jack Purcells by Bob July 7, 2004
Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself.
If I didn't have Purell, I wouldn't leave the house. Yeah I have issues, but still.
Purell by Neilmiser May 5, 2004
The thing you use after shaking everybodies hand in Church. Or just if someone that is gross comes near you. Once you use it, you fell good. Somewhat like crack or herion.... but it disinfects.
*In 30 seconds or more*
Purell helps me live
Purell by Stevepower August 30, 2006

purelling 

When you take a bottle of Purell Sanitary Disinfectant, and spray its contents over an unexpecting victim.
Hey Evan, i hear you were purelling Frank in english class.
HaHaHaHa!!! He got soo pissed.
purelling by M4RT1NCH0 February 7, 2007
adjective--sexually arousing.
"The way he touches me is soooooo purcell"

"That is totally purcell"
Purcell by supremehighlander July 9, 2006