The man the myth the legend. Purselley is capable of taking the most simple of task and turning it into a calculus finals problem at Stanford University. im talking about this man is capable of fucking up boiling water. To know Purselley or "JP" as he is known to his peers, is to understand and learn a life lesson in patience. For being a grown adult and having mulitiple children, he has the maturity and thought process of an adolescent opossum.
"Who did this? who pulled a Purselley?"
by USS PREBLE May 17, 2013