Top Definition
Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself.
If I didn't have Purell, I wouldn't leave the house. Yeah I have issues, but still.
by Neilmiser May 05, 2004
The thing you use after shaking everybodies hand in Church. Or just if someone that is gross comes near you. Once you use it, you fell good. Somewhat like crack or herion.... but it disinfects.
*In 30 seconds or more*
Purell helps me live
by Stevepower August 30, 2006
This shit will get you high if sniffed, drunk if you drink it.
Damn Joe got fucked up on this Purell shit he sniffed it and was gone, then drank the whole thing and got drunk as hell. A shame he is now dead.
by Annoonn August 19, 2008
A liquid designed to make you conscious of every paper cut you have on your hand
I just put some purell on my paper-cut... It burns!
by Simzx February 27, 2013
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