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Puffling 

A crazy, nasty-ass follower of the Huffle Badger on Tumblr. Pufflings are recognizable by their inability to give one single shit, their badass smiles, and their particular inclination towards finding shit.
Pottermore User #1: I've been trying to annoy that Hufflepuff for HOURS, but they just don't seem to give a shit!

Pottermore User#2: Dude, that's a fucking puffling. You think Huffle Badger's pufflings give a shit? Hell no!
Puffling by Huffle Badger September 6, 2011
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puffling 

The scientific name for a baby puffin
"That puffling is so cute"
puffling by FierceAcrobat May 13, 2010

Starfish Puffing 

licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish

Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.
Starfish Puffing by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009

Penis Puffing 

A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.
Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."

Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."
Penis Puffing by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009

bum puffing 

To inhale a cigarette/marijuana joint in an incorrect fashion thus preventing the intake of smoke in the smoker's lungs reducing the effect of euphoria recieved from smoking.
Joe: Can I have a cigarette?
Martha: No, You'll just bum puff it and waste it.
(bum puffing)
bum puffing by Of Man April 12, 2008

huffing and puffing

Being pissed off in total rage, heavy breathing and ready to kill!
Mona D was pissed off in total rage huffing and puffing when she threw the wooden chair at the wall.
huffing and puffing by Homesleeezy September 18, 2013

Puffing Peter

Cock sucking, blow job (tends to be popular with homosexuals)
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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