12 definitions by glocksucker69
An infinite platoon is a vivid dream - often a nightmare - that sticks with you for a long period of time. It usually occurs when you are physically or mentally stressed. Current life events and thoughts or fears are filtered through dream logic, creating something uncanny and hard to forget.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.
I think I had an infinite platoon last night, I can't stop thinking about it. I woke up on the verge of tears.
by glocksucker69 May 6, 2020
Of something , particularly an individual's fortune or wealth, to be extremely large, so large they could swim in a vault of gold.
"Harold spent 1 mil on a giant solid gold statue of his dick."
"Well, what else would you do with his mcduckesque fortune?"
"Well, what else would you do with his mcduckesque fortune?"
by glocksucker69 June 27, 2017
Pseudoscientific racism for the detail-oriented.
“The study of phrenology emerged in the 19th century, as did Freudian psychology and the practice of putting cocaine in every bodily orifice.”
by glocksucker69 July 31, 2019
When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
by glocksucker69 March 1, 2019
An intense, third-eye-opening orgasm happening on every plane of existence except physical, triggered by a strong spiritual and/or emotional force overpowering you and causing unmatched pleasure.
by glocksucker69 May 29, 2017
When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).
"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."
by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023
A handjob received in a McDonalds bathroom or drive-thru.
OR
A handjob given to Ronald McDonald himself in exchange for free fries.
OR
A handjob given to Ronald McDonald himself in exchange for free fries.
by glocksucker69 March 13, 2017