To role your eyes when speaking with your arms crossed then shake vigerously when laughing. To wear extra tight shirts.
by Pink_steel August 20, 2011
Using the restroom when you don't have to go but you know you will need to between current time and next time you have the opportunity to use one.
by Wilycayote September 26, 2014
by provi November 14, 2005
A very intelligent girl who people tend to hate on but is beautiful she is like a unique gem sensitive and pretty a provi is a loyal girl and a freaky person when she wants to be but she is delusional
by Urbandictionaryyyyoffical September 24, 2018
The best type of gyal u cud ask for
Funny,Smart,Outgoing, and all of the above
Some of them love to horn but a horn is not a horn if u take it on
Funny,Smart,Outgoing, and all of the above
Some of them love to horn but a horn is not a horn if u take it on
by Best Type April 15, 2019
The contents of a dish, usually pertaining to various vegetables in the dish such as fig, etc. A term used in various parts of the Caribbean particularly Trinidad and Tobago.
by Keenan Daniel Dumoy December 21, 2008
1. An umbrella term used in many Telecom companies that covers the process of adding a new service or expanding an existing service.
2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.
2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.
Example 1
You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
Example 2
Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."
You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
Example 2
Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."
by d3athp3nguin July 11, 2011