2 definitions by rmsalem65

Top Definition
The office co-workers who drink the coffee before the person who actually brewed the pot gets theirs.
I start coffe maker in the office, walk away while it brews, and when I get back, someone always gets the first cup. They are coffee jumpers.
by rmsalem65 February 03, 2011
Finding any reason to avoid the filling station, until fuel tank is absolutely on "E." Usually causing the progastinator to be outdoors at a self-serve station in the most deplorable of weather conditions.
I blew off getting gas in my car because the station was (busy, it was too dark, it was too early, my car was too warm, I was running late or insert other reason here.) Now I'm on "E," it's raining sideways AND I'm late. Progastination wins again.
by rmsalem65 April 18, 2011
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