by Geoffry Barthalowmew Cornellius April 12, 2007
An example of Procrasturbating: "I'm horny. I think I want to go rub one out...nah, I'll do it later"
by Alinbos February 14, 2009
1) A period of time spent between two people who are going to have sex, before they actually do it.
In a sense, mentally stimulating each other with what is about to happen.
In a sense, mentally stimulating each other with what is about to happen.
"Katie and I spent about half an hour procrasturbating before we finally hopped into bed, but DAMN was it good."
"Could the two of you stop procrasturbating and just go and have sex?"
"Could the two of you stop procrasturbating and just go and have sex?"
by Reenix March 24, 2010
"Oh man my dick really hurts"
"Why don't you just jerk off? That always makes my dick stop hurting."
"Yea I've meant to but I've really been procrasturbating lately
"Why don't you just jerk off? That always makes my dick stop hurting."
"Yea I've meant to but I've really been procrasturbating lately
by Scrub Nation February 3, 2011
/prə(ʊ)ˈkrasturbert/
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...
by WelshRuffster May 10, 2016
1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.
I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.
by spizzman November 30, 2004
by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010