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procrasturbating is when you don't feel like doing something so you masturbate instead.

Procrasturbating- Yuuki Kimura
I can't really be bothered to do this, I might just procrasturbate. I like procrasturbating.
by Yuuki bear November 18, 2013
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I'm so sexually frustrated. I did a bunch of tweak last night and meant to get off but I ended up procrasturbating on Wikipedia instead.
by The Philosocologist March 10, 2015
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Verb. : when you are purposely taking your time to reach climax when masturbating
by Andrew Nelson October 20, 2007
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An example of Procrasturbating: "I'm horny. I think I want to go rub one out...nah, I'll do it later"
by Alinbos February 13, 2009
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Guy 1: So insteed of studying for my exam on Saturday, I'm watching porn...

Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating.

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by DbZ_smash May 07, 2010
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Putting off, getting off

The act of avoiding masturbation until a later date
"Wow, I've really been procrasturbating a lot lately; I should really get that done"
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The act of procrastination taken to the next level.
Man, I've got that English paper to write tonight but I'm procrasturbating instead.
by TheWildChev November 19, 2009
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