Primeing 

To disregard a situation with which you are vulnerable to, and to overcome it. This is related to the being Superman Prime, which is the identity Superman takes in the future. He is the second most powerful being in the DC multiverse and cannot be killed. Meaning that even kryptonite which was Superman's weakness is now ineffective.

'Yeah I'm okay man, I'm primeing it.'

Primeing by Aero024 October 25, 2011

Priming the pump 

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.

In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."

Priming the pump by Bogrimm May 19, 2017

primping

is the female act of getting ready before going out for the night. Such activities include showering, the application of makeup and the picking out of the nights outfit and jewelry.

it is also important to note that this act takes several hours and the term almost ready very often means at least one more hour.

it is also important to note that if you are man and have been waiting on a group of women to get ready, always say everyone looks great, one constructive comment that may go against their wardrobe choice will restart the entire primping procedure.

"I'm sorry we were late meeting you at the bars but Katie waited too late to start primping"

primping by jms916 March 22, 2008

Priming 

Beginning the pushing process of pooping before you enter the bathroom to ensure that no time is wasted on the toilet.

My diarrhea was so bad, I tried priming my bathroom break and ruined the living room carpet

Priming by twelveotenandahalf May 23, 2018

Optimus Priming 

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"

usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

Optimus Priming by Bootstrap Bill July 2, 2009

pump-priming 

Government action taken to stimulate the economy, increased government spending money in the commercial sector, cutting taxes to boost the economy, or reducing interest rates to stimulate the economy.

The goverment will not resort to pump-priming measures to deal with the growing real-estate problem

pump-priming by David Watermeyer June 3, 2006

Priming 

Priming is a school or summer camp prank. It consists of numerous individuals in voice-changer Optimus prime toy helmets(hence the name), (balaclavas and ski masks are used when there are not enough helmets available) and boxers entering a cabin in the middle of the night, turning the lights on, spraying the inhabitants and cranking the cabin heat to the maximum while reciting lines from Transformers, the Michael Bay movie. This is usually a filmed event.

Hey man, have you heard? Our neighbours went priming at 3am last night, and now everyone is soaked wet.

Priming by teh Russian man September 30, 2011