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enthusiastically ready for something, stoked
dude I am so primed for that babefest at Kristy's tonight!
by bonzai February 23, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To get drunk/buzzed in advance before going to a bar or club to avoid the expensive drinks there.
Hey Mark lets get primed before the club
by peee ceee teee vee October 14, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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1. A slang Term meaning drunk.

2. Possibly Australia's biggest rock band.
Man i was so Primed last night

I love Primed!
by littlelouie13 December 30, 2005
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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when your penis is erect.
she had my dick primed.
by Anonymous July 02, 2003
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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To be ravaged by sexy table tennis world champions after a crushing defeat at the hands of a coworker.
I'm a little sleepy after getting primed all night by the ladies at SPiN.
by bigmantonyd October 23, 2014
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