Premature Satirisation 

making jokes about topical situations before it becomes socially acceptable

"that joke was too soon man"
"hey what can I say, I suffer from premature satirisation"

Premature Satirisation by kiwiluke July 24, 2014

premature exfoliation 

The tendency of certain trees to display autumn colors in August.

Amy was depressed when the oak exhibited premature exfoliation in the middle of August.

premature exfoliation by triggerboston August 13, 2012

preetza 

Dr. Steve Brule's way of saying pizza. Also calls a jetpack, "jretpack" and puppets,"pruppets"

My favorite food is preetza... and egg rolls. One time I ran out of egg rolls, so I went to the Great Wall of China to see if they had egg rolls, and they did

preetza by lenny potatochips November 16, 2012

Preath 

The ship name of American footballers Christen Press and Tobin Heath. Has been speculated since approx. 2015, and despite abundant photographic 'evidence', has never been confirmed. Most commonly used as a noun, but can occasionally be an adjective. Sometimes used when fans are too lazy to say "Tobin and Christen".

*Christen scores off of Tobin's cross* "Gotta love that Preath connection!"
"I hope Preath is in today's lineup."
"Did you see Christen's Insta story? So much Preath content!"
"I used to stan Talex, but now I'm hardcore for Preath"

Preath by yetanotheruswntmemepage November 4, 2019

Premature Paculation

When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.

This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.

Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets

Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?

Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.

Dude: Oh, what's that?

Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.

Premature Paculation by troggy1009 January 18, 2009

premarital interdigitation

holding hands before marriage with fingers interlocked.

The Puritans daughter was yelled at for having premarital interdigitation with her boyfriend.

premarital interdigitation by Pheonix55 September 22, 2010

Premature Rejectulation

When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.

Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"

Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"

Premature Rejectulation by manicbubble February 10, 2015