It was so embarrassing when all you could hear was the soloist's aria and John's premature adulation in the auditorium.
by Gryfin December 14, 2011
This action occurs while watching the DVR. As one fast-forwards through the commercials of their taped program, they accidently press play too soon--before the program has returned.
Declan fast-forwarded through the commercials of his favorite TV show, Breaking Bad, since he recorded it on his DVR.
While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.
While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.
by WordSmithette January 15, 2013
When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.
by Jerry8675309 January 17, 2011
Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
by csepulv September 21, 2007
The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
by mave73 August 16, 2008
Failure to think before you tweet.
Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.
Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.
Sorry for the premature twejaculate; I didn't see the other tweet.
Pete premature twejaculated all over this conversation.
Pete premature twejaculated all over this conversation.
by MattInWinnipeg February 27, 2014
When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.
question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"
response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"
response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"
by Catrick Swayze May 29, 2011