Digital Video Recorder
An electronic box that records your television shows onto a hard drive for viewing at anytime. The bigger the hard drive, the more hours it can record. You can easily fast forward, pause, and rewind while viewing these recorded programs. The quick fast forward allows you to easily skip through commercials saving precious time. Many DVRs have more than one TV tuner so you can record multiple programs at once.
Girl: Hey, I have to be home soon so I can watch America's Got Talent from 9 to 11pm.
Guy: You need to get a DVR girl, and watch it when you want! Nobody in their right mind sits for 2 hours and puts up with all those commercials anymore--and let's not forget the need to fast forward through some of those terrible acts!
Dick Vagina Ratio. It's the ratio of dicks to vaginas. Often used to describe a party. A bad DVR will mean there is a lot of guys and no many girls, meaning it's a pickle party or sausage feast. If the the DVR is good, then there's just as many or more girls for guys at the party, hence a good party.
Hey, are you at the party? How's the DVR?
The DVR at the party last night was pretty good.
Diminished Vaginal Return-
noun. the act of consuming, portraying or exuding a characteristic that is unattractive or excessively feminine.
adjective. a quality that minimizes the possibility of the desired outcome for the evening leading to excessively tight/painful scrotum.
verb. consuming, portraying or exuding a characteristic that constitutes "dvr" label.
Kean ordered a blue martini or DVR drink, prompting his lovely little lady to put her knees closer together.
the fall of humanity
one day, those portable writable dvr discs will rule the world