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precuntal vortex 

The wonderfully heady "I think I'm in love" feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides fellatio during sex, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and associated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no sex, and the rapid accumulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).
As in: "Dude, look out! You're being sucked into the precuntal vortex!"
precuntal vortex by BiggerD December 9, 2009
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precipital fallout 

The surplus water that is left in trees and other overhanging plants after a previous rain shower. Even after the rain itself has stopped falling, the precipital fallout still lingers, much like the radioactive fallout of a nuclear explosion.
Zack: Hey Devin! Why are you soaking wet?

Devin: You know that storm we had yesterday? I was just hit by some precipital fallout when I walked under those trees over there.

Zack: Oh...HA!
precipital fallout by DR192 June 14, 2009

Precovidalgia

A nostalgic longing for a period that life was going on and living environment was full of joy and happiness before the epidemy of covid-19. Regret for the lost personal and social interactions under the influence of covid-19.

It is a portmanteau of some morphemes such as pre- (before) and covid-19 and –algia (pain).
Lately, precovidalgia has been my only concern and driving me mad.

Adieu ! handshaking, hugging and kissing, all of you are fading and only in my Precovidalgia.
Precovidalgia by Afshar Panahi April 1, 2020

Pre Coital Nonsense

Words used to try and get your lady in the mood, however she reads your mind and tells you so.
Man: "Your re looking really good tonight"
Woman: " Enough of that pre coital nonsense, I'm going to sleep."
Pre Coital Nonsense by elPone February 20, 2011
The wind up you do before you punch someone.
It wasn't the recoil that hurt when it hit, it was the precoil.

I hit him with the precoil.
Precoil by Morgaliscious August 21, 2013
used to describe something that is both precious and special
Awww that baby kitten is precial!
precial by beka rose September 24, 2005

Prefboital 

Prefboital is simply the act of being pre facebook official. Adjective
Having prefboital sex, sex pre facebook officia.
Prefboital by Rifly April 19, 2010