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Power Shitter 

Someone who takes a shit quickly, usually with no time to read a newspaper, magazine, or any useless item of text. Power shitting is a gift and cannot be learned. Power Shitters find themselves perplexed of how people have the time to read while taking a shit. Power shitters get their shit done!
Dude, you like totally took a shit faster than I could piss. You're like a power shitter.

Holy shit, I haven't even looked at the front page yet. - Yeah, I know. I'm a power shitter.
Power Shitter by Power SHIT April 11, 2010
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Powershitter 

A derogatory term that comes from Weightlifting. It refers to Powerlifters, a group of men who focus on the strength aspects of Weightlifting instead of the aesthetics. This usually means deluding themselves that their 18 inch biceps are made of pure muscle instead of fat, and working out as an excuse to gorge themselves on more food than they need.
A powershitter thinks their bench press numbers are more impressive than a girl's digits.
Powershitter by ethyr January 14, 2025