by newmainer November 16, 2006
A town in Connecticut that is full of pussies. Everyone in this town is hit and suck at sports. No one ever wants to fight because they are all hicks and pacifist. Everyone and anyone, guy or girl, is extremely ugly and beyond immature and have no fun what so ever.
by OHYEAHx3 March 19, 2011
A city located in the Pacific Northwest, Portland contains people also known as hipsters, who only care about biking, the pursuit for a great cup of coffee, and lastly organic everything, not just food. Portland is a wannabe of Seattle and New York while also trying to strive in their own direction where people have mixed opinions on Portlander's lifestyle.
Wow, Portland is being taken over by hipster bike riders that decide to cruise on car lanes when they have empty bike lanes to the right of them, how nice and safe.
by soooogummy June 30, 2011
Portland only wishes it had anywhere near the amount of activities and attractions that Seattle has!
by Piranha March 9, 2006
A borough of the fictitious Liberty City in the video game Grand Theft Auto 3. Portland is said to be based on The Bronx/Brooklyn/Western Queens.
by George Bush May 13, 2004
p much the only interesting city in oregon. it's urban and hip w a lot of good restaurants and cafes. it's a smaller city, but there's still a lot to do. people are generally nice, but there are a lot of repressed yuppies *mostly in forest heights.* it's a burgeoning and growing city but it's getting there. it has a small and big town feel at the same time, and it's not too expensive. a lot of people move here, mostly from the bay area
Dude I heard you were moving from San Jose! Where are you moving to?
Portland.
EVERYONES MOVING THERE
Portland.
EVERYONES MOVING THERE
by ayyyyyyyyyyyy lmao December 2, 2014
A smallish west-coast city. Heavily populated with liberals and counterculturists, it is a Democrat city holding a Republican state hostage. Known to corrupt people once they move within the city limits, creating arrogant, rebellious youths who style themselves as revolutionaries and try to rebell against every possible institution. This has created widespread drawbacks and has caused the birth of many new ways to refer to the city, such as:
"Moscow-on-the-Williamate"
"Sodom-on-the-river"
and
"Oregons' Cesspit."
In the end, Portland is a festering sore in the otherwise pristine Williamate valley.
"Moscow-on-the-Williamate"
"Sodom-on-the-river"
and
"Oregons' Cesspit."
In the end, Portland is a festering sore in the otherwise pristine Williamate valley.
"Hey, do you think this black mascara makes me look rebellious enough to go to the punk show tonight?"
"Hey, do you think if I put my bra on backwards I could start a trend?"
"Hey, do you like my new messenger bag? I was tired of my old one, it had a brand sticker on it and I felt like I was supporting some evil corporate empire, so I set it on fire in somebodies' mailbox."
"Dating Portland girls is like fishing in a ditch: if you do catch something, you're gonna need antibiotics."
"Hey, do you think if I put my bra on backwards I could start a trend?"
"Hey, do you like my new messenger bag? I was tired of my old one, it had a brand sticker on it and I felt like I was supporting some evil corporate empire, so I set it on fire in somebodies' mailbox."
"Dating Portland girls is like fishing in a ditch: if you do catch something, you're gonna need antibiotics."
by Heck yes I'm JM June 12, 2006