A male with a huge penis and has all the sexy birds coming after him generally found around south Dublin
by Getbackbabes April 11, 2021
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Noun.
1. A small town in Southern Illinois
2. Hell on earth
Jan: Where did you grow up, Sue?
Sue: Hell.
Jan: No, seriously..
Sue: Staunton, IL, aka Hell.
by effSTA January 24, 2009
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A town that no one is able to pronounce the name of, unless they live there.
People of the world wide web,
it is pronounced Stanton. Ignore the u. Silent u.
That is all.
1. Downtown Staunton, Virginia is an allright place.
by Paula Lupay December 16, 2010
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Staunton is a small town in western Virginia, at the crossroads of I81 and I64. Incest is rampant, and teen pregnancy is rampant. Most girls have their first child before they are 18 years old.

Staunton also has the second highest use of methamphetamine in the country,... tooth decay is not uncommon

The school system is sub-par, and most of the people that live there will never be able to leave the community which they were born in. Nobody comes to visit Staunton on account that there is nothing to see but a depressed run down city.

The two biggest employers are wal-mart and a mental institution called "western state"
"You're from Staunton, Virginia? You must a hick."

"What is there to do on friday night? Lets go to walmart!"

"You're from Staunton, Virginia? how many babys did you have before you were 20 years old? only three?!"

"How many times have you left Staunton in the past decade? Never."
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one of the most trashy schools in THE WORLD.this school also has the most treeshes because most actually ALL of them don’t know how to keep there damn legs or mouth closed.most the girls smell like fish and try to use perfume to cover it up. Mr.collins is a walking fucking meatball that needs to get slapped in the face.
Staunton high school is basically a standing fish.
by staunton high school student November 4, 2021
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A shitty High School located in the shittiest town in Virginia with Second highest meth usage in the country. All the kids who go there are drama whores and stoners, the stoners aren’t that bad but if your a drama whore shut the fuck up sit down and close your legs or put your fucking dick away. You cannot go to this school and not have some sort of mental illness from the lack of empathy received from staff memebers. Collins is a bitch and dosent care a bit about his students.
Staunton high school had another shooting threat yesterday
by ifxckedurmum December 3, 2021
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Staunton high is one of the worst schools in the whole damn world. Half the mfs ghetto asf and all the guys think they gangsters when they are indeed not. Half of the dude don’t know use deodorant so the hallways stink all the time.
Staunton High School is a ghetto ass school
by A student at SHS November 29, 2021
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