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phallo photo portaphilia 

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.
"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

Pokephile 

People who are sexually and/or emotionally attracted to Pokemon on an intimate level. They may be straight, homo or bisexual, and also may or may not be attracted to normal animals as well.
Someone who loves their Pokemon on an intimate level. We may be Pokephiles, but you have no right to judge us.
Pokephile by Treeterra October 1, 2008

Portalphile 

Sexual feelings directed towards the popular youtuber Portal Slayer
Portalphile by reefreefreefreef February 19, 2023

pornophile 

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."
pornophile by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006

Purkapile 

A gang bang, usually occuring in a cornfield.
Lets get a few co-workers and have a Purkapile.
Purkapile by Retarf August 31, 2013

phallo-photo-portaphilia

The urge to place ones penis inside a light socket
I tell ya jimmy there are some strange fettishes out there like the other day online there was an entire section devoted to phallo-photo-portaphilia