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pokephile 

when people have an obsession over pokemon so much that they have sex with their pokemon toys/cards/video games etc.
pretty much the most psyced biacthes ever to live on the earth
the plan to take over the world with their pokeballs and pokefanny's
ash-"i did pikachu last night"
misty-"ohmefuckinggee! im a pokephile too!"

pikachu-"ash is such a pokephile"
pokephile by maezap October 14, 2006

pokephile 

wtf? why would you be this? what is wrong with you

anyway zoophile with extra steps
IM A POKEPHILE!! /j - copypasta
pokephile by mark👍 February 23, 2022

pokephile 

An adult that plays pokemon actively and even competes in tournaments. This person may even attend pokemon events.
"Dude, Nino is such a pokephile! Going all the way to NYC to play that game with children, I hope he doesnt moleste them too"
pokephile by MAXaTRILLION September 27, 2008

Poképhillia 

Poképhillia is being sexually attracted to Pokémon. Anyone of any age, gender, or sexual orientation can be a Poképhile. Some Poképhiles are only attracted to the more humanoid Pokémon (such as Gardevoir and Lopunny), but many others can be attracted to many other kinds of Pokémon, depending on the person.
Common Pokémon in Poképhillia: Gardevoir, Lucario, Lopunny, Luxray, Dragon-types, Eeveelutions, Pikachu
Poképhillia by Pokéslave May 16, 2011

Poképhilia 

I like Meganium for Poképhilia reasons, it's such a sexy Pokémon
Poképhilia by Arceus777 November 4, 2014

powerphile

An unrecognized and socially denied sexual abberation characterized by anyone who must have inappropriate power over another. Usually the abusers social title,teacher, boss, politician,manager, parent, police officer etc. The socialized abuse is justified in rules and laws lacking in a moral compass, enabling said abuser to practice institutional morality as opposed to personal morality.Power being the ultimate aphrodesiac, explaines how this disorder permeates social institutions in denial of said disorder. Social institutions reward this behavior thus enabling the continuance of the pathology.
A powerphile detective and the state governor both gave one another a knowing glance as the prisoner was electrocuted, rendering both eith an erection and a desire for more.
powerphile by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007