Any individual obsessed with pandas to the point of that individual becoming a creepy stalker of pandas. This individual will surround them selves with all sorts of Panda memorabilia, and constantly rave about the latest videos of pandas. They may also have their desktop set to the PandaCam so they can keep constant tabs on the object of their obsession.
Note: Not to be confused with a Panda File, which is a perfectly acceptable way of keeping tabs on all the latest Panda Diplomacy News going on in the world.
Nate: "Wait, so how long have you been staring at that PandaCam?"
Christ: "I don't know- OMGSHHH IT JUST SNEEZZEEEEDD"
Someone who would rather fuck a nice pair of feet instead of the person they belong to. A podophile is usually a male, but not always, not to be confused withpedophile
I heard that on their honeymoon, the first thing Gary fucked was his wife's feet, not her snatch. Gary is such a podophile, but don't say that to his face. Podophiles are freaks in the sheets, but they hate being exposed.
A facebook, myspace, or aim profile of a pedophile, that uses pictures of the same preteen girl or boy to lure other children in. Usually a male in his late 30s, fat, many chins, glasses, and enjoys world of warcraft.
Jack: Did you see that hot girl's profile pictures on facebook Sam: Dude, stay away, I think that it's a prodephile
Jack: I think you could be right
Sam: I have to be right, on "her" interests it says dragons
Jack: Thanks man, that was close, i almost gave him my address