porkings

Multiple acts of vigorous sexual intercourse.

Plural of porking.

Dude! I'm totally going to score so many porkings this week that I won't scooge straight!

by Hamez "Beef Whistle" Peeyorvaez October 4, 2005

pork

1. v. To engage in sexual intercourse in a careless (or sloppy) manner.

2. v. To engage in sexual intercourse viloently with the intention of transforming one's partner's genitals into meat.

1. Jeff porked Carole in the urinals cuz he had to vomit and then feel asleep before finishing.

2. I porked her senseless.

by Fraggle Max August 27, 2007

pork

Forbidden fruit of Israel

Jew 1: "man i had the biggest dilemma the other day..."
Jew 2: "what?"
Jew 1: "i was offered free pork"

by porky101 December 11, 2010

Porking

The act of having sex, or fucking.
Porking is sex without the art
Porking is dirty, nasty sex that includes Vaginal Chainsaw Massacres, Boston Pancakes, or the notorious Hot Karl

Woodcock's porking this guys mom!!!

by The Murphinator January 19, 2010

porke

Porke is a word that has evolved over time. Initially, it was meant to be a play off of pork, and mean rotund. But as time progresses and people's humor evolved, eventually it came to stand for slim, lithe, and attractive.

That girl was very porke.

by Smith, Chris November 7, 2006

Porked

When you go bobbing for apples and then someone sticks you in the back with a pork knife

Billy got porked last night at the Halloween party. Poor kid

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

The Pork

1. A person, place, or thing with major swag.

Mac: "Dammit, we can't play King's Cup... we don't have any cards."
Monica: "Dude, I brought my deck!"
Brian: "Sick, Moni! You're The Pork!"

Joanie: "I can't go to eat with you guys.. I'm kind of broke..."
Diego: "Don't worry.. how 'bout we all hit up Costco for lunch? Costco samples are The Pork!"

by Macleeeee August 20, 2011