Pop a smurf 

A euphemism for bowel movement. Used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.

Person 1: See you guys later, I gotta go home and pop a smurf.
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?

Pop a smurf by Twisted Iniquity January 17, 2009

Pop a smurf 

To pop a smurf is like busting a nut.

Oh baby, imma bout to pop a smurf..

Pop a smurf by ThePapaSmurf69 August 1, 2018

Pop a Smurf 

To take an Adderall pill. Adderall is blue, hence the name "smurf".

I have a 20-page paper due tomorrow so I'm gonna pop a smurf to focus better and get it done on time.

Pop a Smurf by 1nsultTo1njury November 20, 2016

Pop a Smurf 

To bust a nut

“Ahh carol I’m about to pop a smurf”

*nuts*

Pop a Smurf by AngelOfBroadway August 1, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008