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The act of pushing out a toot too hard and a little poo slithers out of your bungole.
Don't you hate it when you're on a date then you try to let out a harmless fart and it turns out to be a poot.
by BholeItaliano July 10, 2011
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a girl's pussy; derogatory word refering to females.
Jarod this campus is full of poot.

You are a poot stain.
by Mikey Peck September 15, 2003
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1. Exclaimation when you score a point by putting your arm through a "natural circle" in the opponent's body, typically when they are standing with their hands on their hips, and you approach from the rear.
2. The game. It has so far lasted two years. We don't know the score. We have no idea who is playing, and who isn't.
"Poot!"
by Steve Lewis July 29, 2003
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Poot. Poot is Demi's twin sister who has been locked in a basement her entire life and just now came out, stealing Demi's fame. She is now a very popular meme.
Demi is so annoyed that Poot stole her spotlight.
by Fabulous Penguin December 20, 2015
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Poot is a word that has a diffrent meaning in every area of the country, and world. To me, poot is somthing you say when you are just happy...
1. HAHA! Tim just asked me out! I'm gonna go write POOT on my tummy! :-D POOOOOOOT!
by :-) April 01, 2005
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A fart caused not by digestion, but by the forcing of air into the colon by anal sex
A: "It's so embarrassing when I poot while we're having sex, but I can't help it."
B: "What's a poot?"
A: "It's like a queef from your butt."
B: "Isn't that just a fart?"
A: "No it's different."
by Matilda Bbl December 05, 2014
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A term meaning Pull Out On Time, in refrence to sex where the man pulls out before impregnating the woman. Popularized on the Elliot in the morning show.
"Come on dude, did u poot" "Naw man i'm in troble, my wife's gona kill me"
by ACE man September 03, 2005
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