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29.
The act of taking a photo of ones self in the bathroom mirror while making a pouty face.
Did you see that lame profile pic of Yasmine pooting? What's up with that?
by alltheoldlionsza June 28, 2011
 
30.
shorter word for puta or putain
-(girl walks up to friend wearing low cut shirt) hey!
-omg your such a poot.
by merrcat December 08, 2010
 
31.
An exclamation - to describe something that sucks, stinks, bites, blows, or otherwise exhibits gross inferiority; or, the negative reaction to an unwelcome situation. This is the proper, accepted British usage.
"That poots!"
by Robberbaron Snotbuckets October 06, 2008
 
32.
A nice way of saying shart or "I sharted", a.k.a. a cross between farting and taking a load

Its a cross between "poop" and "toot"
I pooted

Sharted is innapropriate, but you may say Pooted

by pootyfart April 30, 2008
 
33.
An unidentified substance excreted from the female genetalia after an orgasm. Usually brown in color and blamed on other people. Other forms of the word include poots, pooted, pootage, pooty poots, and pootles.
Person 1: "That was a great orgasm!"
Person 2: "What is that brown poot coming out of you?"
Person 1: "I don't know, it must be from you!"
Person 2: "I think you definitely had some pootage on that."
by D's Hoes March 26, 2008
 
34.
The act of pooing and booting at the same time.
Fred: What happened to you last night?
Dick: Oh man, I ended up pooting from that Chinese food we ate.
by JSpoot January 07, 2008
 
35.
a sound to describe dissapointment, or a sound to describe when your not expecting something bad. eg. being unexpectedly shouted at
Mum: sorry kids we cant go to the cinema today
kids: poot

Girlfriend: how are u today babe?
Boyfriend: JUST STOP TALKING TO ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!
girlfriend: poot!
by DinkyDizzy May 08, 2005