A fart caused not by digestion, but by the forcing of air into the colon by anal sex
A: "It's so embarrassing when I poot while we're having sex, but I can't help it."
B: "What's a poot?"
A: "It's like a queef from your butt."
B: "Isn't that just a fart?"
A: "No it's different."
by Matilda Bbl December 05, 2014
Poot is a unrecognized sibling of the world famous Demi Lovato. She came out to the world through Twitter, where she states she was "locked in a basement her whole life," (@OfficialPoot on Twitter). We don't know much about Poot, other than what is stated in her Twitter bio.
"Poot! Clean the dishes before your famous sister gets home!"
by sweglord123456789 December 13, 2015
Present participle: Pooting, often dropping the 'g' as pootin' (not to be confused with the homophone Putin, the prime minister of Russia).
After the main course of refried beans, they was (sic) pootin' up a storm.
by TaxicabDriver October 31, 2015
Poot = Poop + Toot. The equivalent of a shart but for anyone under age 2.
I thought you just had a toot but looked and it was really a poot.
by NickPDX September 16, 2014
a poo and a toot at the same time, poop ,fart
Somebody pooted...
Oh what's that poot smell?!?!
Your're a poot ball
by staringatpeoplehehe March 01, 2014
The act of pushing out a toot too hard and a little poo slithers out of your bungole.
Don't you hate it when you're on a date then you try to let out a harmless fart and it turns out to be a poot.
by BholeItaliano July 10, 2011
The french way of calling a girl a betchh.
That is girll is soo mean she is such a poot.
by I lovv chocolatee May 18, 2008

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