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1. An unusually well-ventilated excretion of gas from the rectum of a mammal, specifically a male miniature Shnauzer.
2. An interesting and thought provoking new word.
3. The essence of cool.
4. The act of sexing one up. (To pootify.)
"Sniffy has made one too many poots today, let's kill him."

"Oh man, that is so poot."

"I wanna pootify that!"
by kari vanner June 01, 2004
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The french way of calling a girl a betchh.
That is girll is soo mean she is such a poot.
by I lovv chocolatee May 18, 2008
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by samee February 17, 2004
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Poot is a unrecognized sibling of the world famous Demi Lovato. She came out to the world through Twitter, where she states she was "locked in a basement her whole life," (@OfficialPoot on Twitter). We don't know much about Poot, other than what is stated in her Twitter bio.
"Poot! Clean the dishes before your famous sister gets home!"
by sweglord123456789 December 13, 2015
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a sound to describe dissapointment, or a sound to describe when your not expecting something bad. eg. being unexpectedly shouted at
Mum: sorry kids we cant go to the cinema today
kids: poot

Girlfriend: how are u today babe?
Boyfriend: JUST STOP TALKING TO ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!
girlfriend: poot!
by DinkyDizzy May 08, 2005
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A fart, with which comes the uncertianity of taking a shit simultaniously.
O god, I think I'm going to poot!
by The nazi of Yatzee November 07, 2002
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1) a poop fart combonation
2) a stupid person
3) something fun to say whille ur stoned
1) yo i jsut did a big poot
2) your beeing a poot face 100
3) poot magoot
by scoots November 07, 2004
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