An exclamation - to describe something that sucks, stinks, bites, blows, or otherwise exhibits gross inferiority; or, the negative reaction to an unwelcome situation. This is the proper, accepted British usage.
"That poots!"
by Robberbaron Snotbuckets October 06, 2008
A nice way of saying shart or "I sharted", a.k.a. a cross between farting and taking a load

Its a cross between "poop" and "toot"
I pooted

Sharted is innapropriate, but you may say Pooted

by pootyfart April 30, 2008
Shortened version of putang, slang for vagina. See: Putang.
Did you stick your cock in her poot?
by Juanathan March 27, 2007
a sound to describe dissapointment, or a sound to describe when your not expecting something bad. eg. being unexpectedly shouted at
Mum: sorry kids we cant go to the cinema today
kids: poot

Girlfriend: how are u today babe?
girlfriend: poot!
by DinkyDizzy May 08, 2005
1. An unusually well-ventilated excretion of gas from the rectum of a mammal, specifically a male miniature Shnauzer.
2. An interesting and thought provoking new word.
3. The essence of cool.
4. The act of sexing one up. (To pootify.)
"Sniffy has made one too many poots today, let's kill him."

"Oh man, that is so poot."

"I wanna pootify that!"
by kari vanner June 01, 2004
to go poop...need we say more??!!
i pooted...
by jrs1234 November 26, 2010
a term of endearment
"you are such a poot! that's why I love you"
by Mrs.Poot March 04, 2010

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