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Poot is the slug-like pet alien belonging to Kreeblim from Bruce Coville's novel "My Teacher Fried my Brains." Small, furry, and with eye stalks and no skeletal structure, it is reminiscent of Star Trek's tribble.
He cuddled his pet poot.
by Peter Murawski March 22, 2005
 
44.
A fart, with which comes the uncertianity of taking a shit simultaniously.
O god, I think I'm going to poot!
by The nazi of Yatzee November 07, 2002
 
45.
Fucking poot as julie.
by yea it can September 16, 2008
 
46.
a poot is a pussy toot
did that bitch just poot?
awwwww dude!! she just pooted on my dick!!!
by santa kloz March 02, 2008
 
47.
POOT simply means to pull out on time.
-What is one way to prevent pregnency?
-POOT!
by imagangster November 08, 2006
 
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The ridge that runs down the middle of a man's scrotum.
He made her lick his poot, which ticled him so.
by Sean Chris November 21, 2005
 
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a poo coloured suit..
hayley: OMFG!!!! THAT IS THE BEST POOT I HAVE EVER SEEN I WANT TO BUY IT AND MAKE LOVE TO ITS SWEET VISAGE

all: (chanting) POOT POOT POOT POOT
by jenny nimmo August 27, 2005