A person of lower intelligence, more specifically a buffoon.
"You're such a poot!"
by K - Dizzle September 30, 2006
Poot is the slug-like pet alien belonging to Kreeblim from Bruce Coville's novel "My Teacher Fried my Brains." Small, furry, and with eye stalks and no skeletal structure, it is reminiscent of Star Trek's tribble.
He cuddled his pet poot.
by Peter Murawski March 22, 2005
1.) A nonsensical place holder, commonly used in math.

2.) Often used to describe when a situation doesn't work, or if something means nothing.

3.) Also, it can be used as an expletive.
1.) Is it a Z-score, T-score, or poot?

2.) It means poot.

3.) POOOOT!
by Autumn Ai April 28, 2009
a poot is a pussy toot
did that bitch just poot?
awwwww dude!! she just pooted on my dick!!!
by santa kloz March 02, 2008
POOT simply means to pull out on time.
-What is one way to prevent pregnency?
-POOT!
by imagangster November 08, 2006
a poo coloured suit..
hayley: OMFG!!!! THAT IS THE BEST POOT I HAVE EVER SEEN I WANT TO BUY IT AND MAKE LOVE TO ITS SWEET VISAGE

all: (chanting) POOT POOT POOT POOT
by jenny nimmo August 27, 2005
the person formerly known as the rook/kardiac kid/the phantom.
my name is poot.-as said by poot
by isaac December 14, 2004

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