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Poop Chip 

A poop chip is when you have bascially shitted on yourself and you let it sit in your underwear for a long periodically time . Then you let it crust over and when its done crusting over you peel it off and it looks like a poop chip or aka a pringle.
You want a poop chip

What the hell is a poop chip
Poop Chip by Na'Khiya October 8, 2018

Poop Chip 

Somewhat like a butt nugget, but yet a bit crispier and flatter, really make your ass itch tho on your guch, ow!
Patient: Doctor i have sumthing stuck on my guch and its really itchy!
Doctor: Lets take a look *turns patient over*
Patient: what is it doc?!
Doctor: seems to be a poop chip!, only sum minor surgery is needed for this one
Poop Chip by dikface honcho July 26, 2008

Poop Chipper 

One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.

A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town
He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.
Poop Chipper by rogerthewhale September 1, 2013

Poop Chipper 

A Poop Chipper is a male who purposefully uses his urine in order to 'chip away' someone else's fecal matter. The Poop Chipper is commonly seen as a 'good guy', a person who uses his urine for the greater good.
Jamie is a really great guy, i've heard he's a poop chipper!
Poop Chipper by poorpoorpitifulme August 29, 2013

Poop Chipz

Person 1: DUDE! My mom just ran over the cat!!

Person 2: AWW!! Poop chipz!!
Poop Chipz by Spagettieo November 18, 2011

chipotle poop 

The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.
Derek: You want to get some Chiptole?
Freddy: Nah, I'm not in the mood to get chipotle poop.
chipotle poop by Aqwafor January 15, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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