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pooncakes 

1) a yeast infected poon;
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
1. Hey! look at that pooncake!
2. So we went to Pooncakes last night...
pooncakes by Costas Mandylor June 20, 2008

promcakes 

Promcakes is a noun and/or description of whatever you are currently desiring or searching for. When on a quest, your ultimate goal is your "promcakes." An important grammatical note: Promcakes is always plural (i.e. Promcake is not a thing).
(Searching for place to shower) : "Excuse me sir, do you have promcakes here?"

(When desiring your mom's spaghetti) : "Dude, I could totally go for some promcakes right now."