When you have poo on your gooch.
When wiping your arse you accidently spread some shit onto your gooch, (this often happens when using a cheap brand of toilet paper) therefore you have poo on your gooch creating the word POOCH to describe this action. The gooch is the bit of skin between the ball sack and the anus.
by JuiceBoxspuddy July 12, 2009
The piece of skin between the scrotum and arsehole of a person who chooses to be a 'front-wiper'. Portmanteau of the two words 'poo' and 'gooch'. To be shouted at anyone discovered to be a front wiper at any available opurtunity...'POOOOOOOCH'
Mate, you're a front wiper? That smell must be your pooch then.
by Poochie boy March 13, 2008
to hang around, chill
Yo blud wat u up to?
Im jus poochin around.
by BJOB O'Brien December 13, 2007
a packed pipe with crystal methamphetamine.
Hey, "chris where's the pooch at?"
by Abraham Gutierrez September 24, 2006
The penis. In particular, an obedient penis that wags for tail and is known to chase pussies.
The junk in that trunk really got my pointer pooch posing.
by SpoonusPrimus September 25, 2003
usually a fat person, that has a bulge underneath their stomach that resembles a kangaroos baby pouch.
"hey Darwin!" look at that lady and her enormous POOCH!
by petter pipper April 19, 2009
Pooch is a term used to when talking about a female genitalia.

Person 1: Did u hit dat pooch last night fam?
Person 2: You dun know!!
by T-Gully March 29, 2009
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