An incorrect spelling of "ploob"
by JWNimble July 12, 2021
by buffaloneyy September 30, 2019
A poob is a person who is unaware of life.
They are oblivious to people making fun of them. They are bottom of the gene pool but can still be a good bloke.
It is the real life version of noob, they are simply level 1 of life.
They are oblivious to people making fun of them. They are bottom of the gene pool but can still be a good bloke.
It is the real life version of noob, they are simply level 1 of life.
by badman dunno March 21, 2022
by _Mork October 15, 2022
A poob is when someone is taking a dump and that person's pubes get attached to the feces. It'll then feel as if someone gave you a Brazilian waxing onto your anus. Achieving a poob would usually be done by fishing your poop out of the toilet and then shaving your pubic hair and sticking them onto your feces (People are highly recommended to wear gloves as well as to fish their poop into a plastic bag. This is to avoid diseases caused by fecal matter). Once this is done, the person will then take a picture of this and post it on their social media account.
You: Hey, what's up with the gloves and the hair trimmer?
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.
by anonymous 423 April 13, 2018
by MythicalMemes September 25, 2021
by somepolyphony April 23, 2022