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Gigantic lips; Massive, abnormal muzzle
Damn Benjamin’s lips have become Polly Ho, he’s basically a Kylie Jenner wannabe! What a basic bitch
Polly Ho by BenjaminMakaio February 23, 2019

Polo Hockey

The quintessential sport. Played in teams of six (goalie, two defense, one mid, two forwards) or more. Essentially hockey played in a (preferably padded) gym with sticks with foam on the end. Polo hockey is full contact, and the general rule is "No blood, no foul"-Deuce. It is dominated by the male population, as few females are willing to risk life and limb for glory. Injuries are commonplace, and the only penalty is for picking up the ball when not a goalie. When the score results in a tie, one overtime period is played. If the tie remains, the teams enter a shootout. Polo hockey is an integral part of life and shapes a person physically as well as mentally.
MT: Did you hear about Tater?
SG: Yeah he got his dome split playing polo hockey.

CC: Yo did you see BKs crotch shot during polo hockey?
JH: Nah brah, I was doing my homework.
Polo Hockey by Il duce. November 1, 2008

polo hoe 

Girls who play water polo, who are fat, ugly, blonde, and/or prostitues and they think they are better than Golf Sluts, but will never even b close to ass cool as them
Angela is a polo hoe, because she is ugly, fat, anda prostitute who plays water polo.
polo hoe by NICNAC215 December 7, 2006

Shit House Polio 

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.
I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.

shit hole polio

When your legs go numb because you were taking a long shit.
Hold on! Give me a minute! I can't come out yet because I have shit hole polio!
shit hole polio by Nekko_chavez February 24, 2009

Horseless Ice Polo 

A Synonym for hockey, used by non hockey fans to imply that hockey fans are of a lower class.
What is this you are watching? It appears to be some of horseless ice polo.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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